Friday, September 05, 2008

Contest!

Name Sarah Palin's next baby! The winner gets a no-expenses paid trip to the 2nd Annual Sarah Palin Baby Seal Clubbing Festival and Car Show. I'll start.

Trooper (in honor of her former brother-in-law)

Carjack

Staple

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Torque

Phleener

Ping-Pong

Pander

19 comments:

vivage said...

Earbud

Homer

Silver (to go with Trigger)

Hi Ho (see above if it's a girl)

Donita Curioso said...

Heh! I love Earbud.

Let's see, if we keep to the Tr... names like Track and Trig-

Tranny
Trainwreck
Tribble
Trog
Trailmix
Trocar
Trotsky

Anonymous said...

I vote for trailmix- they probably use a lot of that in Alaska :)

Or how about dkrzj?

Mommala

Anonymous said...

I really like Torque, but she's already got Track... could be confusing. And it rhymes with "dork", and that would be tough in school.

How about "Pester"? I've always liked the word "Pester".

-dean

Billy Canary said...

Earmark

Hipocrisy

Exxon

Valdez

Abstinence

Pitstick

Lipbull

Pitlip

Bullstick

Donita Curioso said...

Ok, Anne, you're going to have to explain dkrzj.

Prop

Puck (not a Shakespeare reference)

Bling-Bling

Ted jr.

Mouth-to-feed

Anonymous said...

Caribou Barbie II

Gold Digger

Drome (so name is Drome Palin

Ann Wire pilfer palin II

Moose Muffin

Anonymous said...

Ummm... dkrzj was my word verification to post the comment :( Wish it could have been better!
Mommala
(well, I thought it was catchier than earbud)

Anonymous said...

Trifle & Trivia

Mary

Anonymous said...

Pez

-dean

vivage said...

What??? Earbud isn't catchy?

How about Ear Wax?

Fisher (when he grows up to be a ma, and is a fisherman like his dad)

vivage said...

Bwhahahah, that was supposed to be: ...grow up to be a man.

But I suppose if he wants to change his gender and become a ma, he can but he'll probably have to change parties. And panties too.

Anonymous said...

how about "Field". With Track, you would have the name of a good huntin' magazine.

She's very popular in the conservative state of Okie-la-homa.

John

Anonymous said...

Mom, that was the funniest damn thing you've ever said. (She was referring to the word verification thing).

Thud
Bork (I actually know a guy named Birk... and Tramm for that matter, both animation execs)
Thwack
Begat
PetaQ (which is a curse word in Klingon)
and, of course
Notactuallymybaby.

Isn't it nice that she has the right to choose... the baby's name?

Anonymous said...

I've got it!

How about "Trouble"?!?!

It's a metaphor, (of course), and if her baby gets lost, she can say she's out looking for trouble!

Mary

Anonymous said...

ooopsie.........track and field is actually a sport. I was thinking of field and stream. Great name for twins.

John

Donita Curioso said...

Notactuallymybaby! We have a winner!!!

BluePlastic said...

I know Kyle already won, but...

When he mentioned this blog entry to me the other night on the phone, I suggested:

Sir Not Appearing in This Vagina

based on his winning entry. :)

Just for your amusement.

--Sarah

Donita Curioso said...

Heh! That was pretty good. Thanks for stopping by, Sarah! You're welcome here anytime.